puff-piece

A newspaper article or mention in a television or radio show praising a product/service/individual, usually sponsored or written by the manufacturer or seller of the product/service. Always downplays failures and competitors and exaggerates and hypes up the plus points.

That article was clearly a puff-piece! We shouldn't give it much weight in our decision.

by lifenstein January 29, 2015

Turtle Puffer

The act of giving fellatio to feces to one who is turtle heading. A.K.A. Sucking feces.

While Sean was tossing Guido's salad, Sean quickly became a turtle puffer when Guido started to defecate.

by Ben Beniff from Burbank September 23, 2009

Scooty Puff Jr.

Fry's defective getaway vehicle from the infosphere and the giant brains. It was given to him by Nibbler. There is also Scooty Puff Sr. "The Doombringer"

Outrun the blast on your Scooty Puff Jr.

by letithappen88 August 31, 2016

Trouble puff

A trouble puff is a testicle. They cause the male species to make a large variety of troublesome decisions.

That damn goat breaks out of his pen everyday because his trouble puffs tell him he’s got places to be.

by Troublepuffs November 23, 2020

Puffer Jacket

A coat that puffs out, particularly in sections of the coat. It is comprised of synthetic fibres, allowing the user to be insulated properly.

Also called quilted jackets (due to their quilted design), these jackets (specifically black variants) have since been popularised by roadmen. Any respectable roadman would wear their puffer jacket at all times, regardless of climate.

"A true Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket. It doesn't matter if it's on the beach, or in the Sahara desert, a Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket"

-- Memeulous

by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019

praffe

The practice effect you get after taking too many online IQ tests.

I thought I had a 140 IQ, because that's what I got on Mensa NO, but my 103 WAIS score shows that I just have too much praffe (and a wrongfully inflated ego).

by ilovetrump2024 February 5, 2023

Black Puffa

Black black puffa is an essential item of clothing you’re not from New York if you don’t have a black puffa

Yo that person doesn’t have a black puffa they ain’t valid

by Ressespuffsblackpuffa March 26, 2021