protien pies

When someone eats cum out of someone else’s ass hole

Josh loves protien pies

by Wysg October 25, 2018

Protien douche

Taking his load of babies straight to the cervix and then leaking it all out while getting your daily dose of protien

I got my protien douche this morning. Shawn really knows how to shove it in...

by Frickenfina August 15, 2022

Protien Lobster

A very dense/colossal sized poo due to high protien/carb diets, common amidst power lifters.

Can be used when referencing a large painful dump in reference to 'pinching'.

'Who's moaning on the can?'

'Phil, he's unleashing a protien Lobster'

'Ahh, pinching one out mate?'

by Maximus Penetratus November 5, 2025

turkey baster full of protien shake

a penis, originates from the concept that male ejaculate is high in protien.

"I gave it her"
"Gave her what?"
"You know my turkey baster full of protein shake

by Big E notor E us October 16, 2003

high protien snack

The orgasmic ejaculation from a man being swallowed.

"Since sperm is pure protien, when I'm feeling tired and run down I found a willing man, suck him off and swallow his 'high protien snack'. In no time I'm feeling energetic."

by bifemftw February 23, 2011

Pizza Protien Stick

A Penis With Herpes.....
Refering To the penis as the protein stick because of Semen's high protein content.
And Pizza refering to the herpes looking like the toppings from pizza on a mans penis.

Watch out for that Guy.....He rocks a pizza protein stick.

by DUbman June 29, 2004

x protien

refering to "X Protonium."

Yo sup X Protien.

by X Protonium May 30, 2019