Mazda Protege

Known for its 0-60 in 34 seconds and shitty body. Usually comes in the worst colors known to man. Booger green, Menstrual red, Dirt white, and the worst of all beige. Engine is powered by 50 gerbals. With its infamous 3 cylinder engine. Often compared to the geo prizm, and mountain dew bottle. Never working ac, radio, cd player, lights, even seat belt. Know the most annoying rattling a single car can make. brand new brakes will sound like nails to a chalkboard. and dont forget the emergency brake will never work. The car chooses if they wanna roll down the windows.

Im driving my mazda protege on a normal day and notice that a tire has flown past my car only 2 miles passed that i noticed that was my tire.

by Hoopty Handlers February 21, 2009

Mazda Protege

A P.O.S. car in which the check engine light is always blinking and doesn't pass smog. Sometimes it shakes when you start it, or sometimes it doesn't even start at all. Crack in windshield, and broken passenger side mirror.

Person 1: "When is Savannah going to show up?"
Person 2: "We might have to pick her up, you know she drives a Mazda Protege."

by Savannah D June 13, 2008

mazda protege dx

stupid foregin car with crappy everything and little in english and wiring twice as difficult as american thats why chevy rocks and the ocassional ford

crappy little foregin car with no room to sit and very little power if that above is true its a mazda protege dx

by mike hunt junior March 13, 2010

Protogent

1. A malicious antivirus

Protogent (Protegent) is a antivirus that is of course fake, and the company grabbed a character from the kids TV Show Super Why.

I Am Protogent, Your security is my motto. Install me on your computer, To protect your data better. With me there no viruses could enter your computer! Malware, Spyware, Trojan, all gone forever! I filter your junk mail, Monitoring Wi-Fi, Never Fail. I am pro pro pro pro proto, Your security is my, motto. I keep your data encrypted, Virus security updated. I am proto, complete security is my, Motto!

by Your local dumbass October 8, 2017

Protegent

Unistal's Protegent is only antivirus software which protect your computer system from unknown virus threats.
It also provides data loss prevention software (Crash Proof) which is enables the user to recover/restore deleted files or data.

"Oops, my system crashed.
I lost my data. But I had an antivirus.
Antivirus is not enough. You need Protegent!
World's only antivirus with data recovery software.
Think beyond antivirus! Think Protegent!"

by ctrl+alt+delete August 15, 2017

protego

A spell from the Harry Potter series.
Protego is a shield charm that is used to deflect hexes and jinxes.
The incantation is ''Protego!'' and it is pronounced Pro-tay-go.

Harry uses the Protego charm on several occasions, one of them being when he stopped the Death Eaters from summoning the prophecy in Order of the Phoenix (Book 5)

by Vorhees July 31, 2006

Protegent

The word "Protegent" is derived from a French word "Protégee", which means "To Protect". Protegent antivirus software products go with the meaning of French word and have been developed by experienced professionals to protect corporate business, valuable data, children and foremost computer/laptop.This so called "antivirus" could potentially harm your computer.Derived from a Super Why character,this main trademark also known as "Proto" has made a unsucessful rap causing for it to be a meme.

"Think Beyond Antivirus, Think Protegent!"

by roblocks October 3, 2017