Portal High

The feeling of total happiness when one finally beats the highly addicting yet highly frustrating game Portal produced by the Valve Corporation.

Cody laughed his ass off for an hour straight during his Portal high after finally beating the game.

by JimJamDragoonr February 11, 2008

Butt Portal

Magical portal of the butt-ox of which many different things can enter and exit.

Datmodz is getting a tattoo of a treasure goblin entering his butt portal.

Big John just took that guys butt portal to sexy land.

by iEUnbreakable April 13, 2014

portal astrology

When anxious college applicants believes that any changes in their college admissions portal indicates whether or not they have been accepted or rejected. Commonly discussed about online on college-admissions forums.

"OMG MY PORTAL TEXT SHIFTED ONE PIXEL TO THE LEFT!!!"

"Bro OMG mine didn't. I think you got in!!! I believe in portal astrology"

by udcollege March 30, 2021

Probally

Hey, congratulations! You spelled probably wrong. But that's okay, the correct spelling is P R O B A B L Y. If you are having a hard time remembering it, I remember words in chunks. Probably is pro and bably in my brain.

"That's probally true."
"Hey, did you just spell probably wrong?"

"Yeah, stupid autocorrect."
What do you mean? We are having this conversation in person!"

by Dinner Food September 27, 2020

portal

Funniest game ever!

Made by valve as a part of the orange box.

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

I miss my weighted companion cube.

I made a portal over me, and under me, and now I'm stuck.

by FLarsen October 30, 2007

pretaliation

Getting your revenge in first.
Do unto him before he can do unto you, if you like.
A guy looks at you nastily across a rugby scrum; next maul, you tear his ear off, before he does the same, or worse, to you. You have completed pretaliation. Anything he does after that is retaliation, which referees always come down on harder than on the original malefactor.

"Did you see Tonto get his pretaliation in on that mean-looking winger?"
"Yeah, he'll be counting his ribs for a month! What a kick! Bet Tonto keeps out of his way for the rest of the game, though!"

by railtracksurvivor November 1, 2007

protacular

1. something better than pro.
2. An event that is in your favour.

bob: " holy shit Theres a $50 on the ground over there!"
robert: " Thats Protacular ! "

by Jetpoweredbrick December 15, 2007