Prostituticrastination

Extreme susceptibility to procrastination; being so prone to distraction and diversions that it is like "prostituting oneself to procrastination"; a pop culture form of Attention Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.). Often develops in high school seniors, similar to (and sometimes synonymous with) "Senioritis".

Filling out that MySpace bulletin survey instead of writing my essay for school was total prostituticrastination.

by Abbwey March 16, 2009

happy electronic prosthetic

Happy Electronic Prosthetic (HEP) is a small computerized gadget like a cellphone, PDA, wristwatch etc. also known as a "Personal Electronic Thingy". frequently worn, or attached to womens faces while driving.

I used to carry a datebook and a bag phone... now that I have my Happy Electronic Prosthetic, I can keep track of my appointments, text message my GF and play tetris all through class!

by JonnyPhenomenon November 1, 2005

prosthetic award

Winning an award without deserving it. Not to be confused with "prestigious award".

Well, it's just a prosthetic award because he's married to the CEO's daughter.

by Pinkie525 October 30, 2010

prosthetic cocks

This is commonly mistaken as a strap-on dildo when this is not the case. A prosthetic cock is for those disadvantaged beings, who either have a extremly small penis or none at all.

"Hey look at that extremely hung guy... Oh wait hang on its just on of those prosthetic cocks"

by surfturfperth April 12, 2014

Prostheticock

A fully functioning portable penile prosthetic made from pliable silicone with an outer movable foreskin. An erection rod can be inserted inside the prosthetic for a thicker and longer shaft. It provides a touch sensation to your body with natural vibration and movement. Using the adhesive tab on the prosthetic, you can attach it securely to your private area allowing your natural phallus to enter the back opening to create a bond between the wearer and the prosthetic. A blending method and a special tab designed scrotal attachment system allows the lips to become part of the scrotum. The prosthetic looks real and feels like a real penis. The Prostheticock is available in fifteen different shades and can be worn up to three days. The foolproof detachable prosthetic is ideal for autistic people from the lower end of the spectrum. It can also used to self-stimulate also known as stimming.

The Prostheticock is ideal for for men suffering from erectile dysfunction, micro penis, cis gendered men and bisexuals. With deep penetration, the pleasure bump on the back of the prosthetic also provides clitoral stimulation allowing lesbians to simultaneously reach their ultimate Big O.

Abdi: 'I ordered my Prostheticock five months ago and it still hasn't arrived. I can't keep walking around looking like I have a clit and no dick'

Lesbian with hairy armpits: 'Who needs dildos when you have a Prostheticock'
Lesbian friend with hairy pussy: 'You should have ordered another one so I can stick it up your ass'
Lesbian with hairy armpits: 'Dammmm, It didn't cross my mind, where's your mastercard?'

by Peeweecock March 12, 2018

Prosthetic pussies

Fake female genitalia placed over a woman's real bits.may serve as interesting door prizes at a women's bachelorette party!

They used. Prosthetic pussies in the lesbian love scene between lea seydoux and adele exarchoupololous in "blue is the warmest color".

by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021

Prosthetic cameltoe

This is a prosthetic that is slipped into the girl's underwear for those girls who are jealous and can't Sport a camel toe. This can be made simply with products around the house. Cut out the bottom of a 2 ltr soda container, Cut out 2 of the indents and Is sand around edges. You can use A 20 oz soda bottle for a birdtoe Or the 3 leader showed a bottle for a moose knuckle.

Prosthetic cameltoe

A artificial Or plastic accentuator For the female anatomy. Now Tina Toe's not the hottest thing of the party I went and got my prosthetic camel toe and I Can be the talk of the party.

by balzdp976 October 5, 2023