Prookles

Prū - kull
Singular (basically impossible) Prookle
Wordplay combination of prongs + nookles (noodle tentacles)

Similar to spikes but harmless

Often made of soft plastic or silicone/rubber

Seen on some head massagers and those fuzzy balls you get at arcades.

A dog's caption to head massagers:

"Wtf??? So many prookles"

by Mr.Neverdie May 30, 2019

mr prongles

Sum Fat ShiBe AlwAys wAnTS BepiS anD coNk.

LooK iTS mr ProNgleS Lets eAt coNk

by Santa Nugg December 3, 2018

plonkers

A game similar to conkers that involves two men and their genitalia.

Each man takes it in turn to whack the opponents balls with their penis. The receiver must ensure that their penis is held firmly up and out of the firing line so as not to interfear with a clean whack. This is repeated until the lesser man concedes defeat and the dispute is settled.

"Man i think your girlfriends hot; I'll give you a game of plonkers for her"

by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008

Prankles

Kankles directly related to pregnancy

Mariah Carey has gorgeous, diva prankles.

by GimmeGirthBitch March 22, 2011

plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!

by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006

Prunkles

When you have a pretzel on your Knuckles and you are planning to beat someone up.

Brooke: why is there a pretzel on your hand
Teammate: they’re my prunkles 😎

by Prunkleslover2000 October 30, 2019

prongles

when a bitch begins to slurp on pussy.

‘wow! is she gonna PRONGLEs???’
‘i think so... uwu’

by fruitsplashjuuce January 4, 2021