Poncho Goblin

An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)

This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.

by Britmanda April 10, 2010

Brown Poncho

That moment when wiping your arse, your finger tears the paper and your digit is left wearing a brown poncho.

I just wiped my arse and got shit on my finger. A proper brown poncho moment!

by suddensaxon September 10, 2013

Dirty Poncho

The act of "pooping" in a bandanna and slapping someone in the face with it.

"Dude you should have been there i gave a dirty poncho last night!"

by Roidz December 8, 2006

Poncholita

a young, (usually) Hispanic girl sporting a poncho; travels in vast swaths

I just saw 600 poncholitas get off the bus in the rain.

by TenFeetTaller July 19, 2017

Nutella ponchik

A deep fried dough with nutella filling inside, kuklas usually buy a box and put it on the hood of their BMW or Mercedes and upload a picture and post on ig.

Axchi let's go buy some Nutella ponchiks and take pictures of it and upload it. Make sure our car is in it so all the guys will add us after papillon bakery posts us on their page.

by Kuklaaxchik818 January 17, 2014

Prochristinating

Another level of procrastination reached only by those truly at peace with themselves

Anonymous person: Hey Chris. What are you up to?

Chris: I'm doing an essay. Get off my back.

Anonymous person: How much do you have left?

Chris: All of it

Anonymous person: Oh my. Why so?

Chris: I've been prochristinating all day long playing Mario Kart 64, going on facebook, and looking at holidays I wish I could be on

Anonymous person: That sounds far more interesting and productive than any essay. May I add, you are looking particularly handsome today Chris

Chris: Why, thank you Anonymous person. That's made my day.

by gonzo89cb June 2, 2010

Ponchaveli

A term used to describe a person who thinks outside of the circle in terms of being creative, artistic, or inventive. A profound individual ponchaveli.

P.Diddy is so ponchaveli.
I am ponchaveli.

by Anivea June 25, 2009