gay polarity

when 2 straight people do something gay it is said to cause an inbalance in the gay polarity and needs to be made right by counteracting it by doing a "straight" act

ahhh dude! our hands just touched... crap we need to reverse the gay polarity.. quick slap that girls ass and comment on her tits.

by mb199864534 July 15, 2010

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome

To have buttocks where your head should be.

See south park

After Kenny's picture of his butt was placed on a milk carton, a couple with TPS came to claim him.

by Jezzy June 29, 2004

JPS (Jessel Polarity Syndrome)

A level of psychosis that causes a person to change from nice and polite to rude, manipulative and deceptive.

I noticed that Sally was showing signs of JPS when she offered to help me with my homework and then later denied me that help.

by Wendy Chan September 9, 2005

Progarity

n. (pro-gare-uh-tee) - Professionally extreme use of vulgar words/gestures, and vulgar behavior. Often displayed in two ways:

1.) Chain swearing
2.) Multiple vulgar gestures

1.) *iPod freezes* Fuck this faggot ass shit, I hate Apple

2.) Father: Why don't you do your homework?

Daughter: ......*gives him dual middle fingers"

Father: I don't allow progarity in my house, watch that fucking shit goddamn it

by Misc-E July 10, 2011

polarity

thats 1 urban word like im up in the hood and its a high polarity

alrite so ur walking down the street and u polerize

by apugs August 7, 2004

Vaginal Polarity

When you live with only women, and they coordinate their periods to make you as miserable as possible

Todd was living with his mother and two sisters, and they had great vaginal polarity, at least two of them were always on their periods.

by Ghosty Potatoes September 27, 2009

profandity

a statement both deep and obscene.

With intense profandity, he said: "Be who you are, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind....Motherfucker."

by jcat12 April 8, 2013