Pregnosis

1. The act of purchasing a home pregnancy kit in the hopes of trapping her baby's daddy into forking over his well-fair check
2. The act of finding out, by any means, if one is pregnant
3. The technical term used for the out come of a pregnency test.

Ex. Yo Bitch you Pregnosis best be negitive. We already have 6 kids

by Nyneduce April 28, 2006

paragnosis

suspicion and mistrust of people or their actions that is well grounded in reality; a condition that resembles paranoia or a similar delusional state.

Jim's paragnosis was disadvantageous in the short term, since everyone thought he was paranoid, but it proved his salvation in the end.

by Vokation June 16, 2009

prognostalgia

Longing for a predicted future for either selfish or utopian ideals.

James, consumed by prognostalgia, chose to invest in a fossil-fuel-free mutual fund.

by Prognos June 8, 2014

proctgnosis

n. 'knowledge' that emerges from way, way up one's ass.

I may be reaching here, but I think it's likely that the moon is made of green cheese," said the fool, not fully grasping the reach of his proctgnosis.

by A well informed cat March 31, 2017

Neo-Pronoism

The sempiternal faith that everything will work out for oneself, regardless of all circumstance. The belief that one is immune to their surroundings, such as academic or economic frustration, deadly diseases, societal pressures, or human negligence, to an almost divine level. Related to the Wizard, neo-pronoists look like those kids in school who never try but still have straight A's, and never worry about anything. Probably has some cheap name like "Liam".

Did you hear about that guy Liam? He must believe in neo-pronoism, he thinks he's immune to COVID!

by gregorian_mop January 10, 2021

Prognostihate

To predict a negative outcome for a team or player that your friend likes but which you despise and has no chance of coming true and is completely childish.

...Dave - Tom Brady is a no talent ass clown and the Pats will not win a game next year.

...Ben - You're just saying that because you hate the guy and the team.

...Dave - And he's going to break his leg.

...Ben - Don't prognostihate on my team, bro!

by Slimypete February 29, 2008

Prognostication

A method of wordsmithing someone else.

Dennis, that prognostication was so sick

by Huk12 September 25, 2011