Pragmatist

People who recognize that they can not debate their way through life. They need to take action to reach the goals they want. On the path toward accomplishing their goals, they have to take actions that may not be ideal.

Unlike Jim, who lives with his mother and debates people on Discord, I am a pragmatist. I believe doing things in the actual world will lead to my happiness.

by Jorolb December 6, 2020

Pregmatic

Having to prioritise what you do and shit when you realise you're up the duff for the second time in 2 years and DOH! doesn't quite cut it.

A: Now you're preggers again, be pragmatic, you're gonna have to drop shit.
B: Nah mate, imma be pregmatic.

by prettystoned August 21, 2019

unfavorable pragmatic indicator

Easy prediction

Too easy

Hey doc what do you think of texts like this from my kids mom

That is what is known as an unfavorable pragmatic indicator

Wow doc you got a four dollar word for everything

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021

Promastication

The act of eating to avoid a task, usually occuring during revision periods before exams.

Lisa gained 10kg and failed year 12 because of her promastication problem.

by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016

promasticate

to take a long time to finish a meal in order to delay getting back to work

"Don't promasticate - if you don't eat up soon, you won't get the report done by the end of today"

by junglehungry October 11, 2011

Pyromaticprimate

A nerd with no friends except for the ones he plays on Counter Strike, and they secretly hate him anyway.

j/k pyro =D

PYROMATICPRIMATE (10:56:37 pm): CS! CS! CS! CS! CS! CS! CS!

by oh mouse of feeayar March 3, 2004

Scientia Pragmatica

The modern day Bible, containing everyone's personal tricks.

(aka SP or scipr pronounced sigh-per)

I'm going on holiday, I'm checking the scientia pragmatica for travel tips.

by Apacheting May 9, 2023