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ploffy

1. Alleged hair cream or putty used to give asian bands or anime hair an anti-gravity, cockatoo effect. Varies with styles such as "Sasuke-style" or "L-style" or "Jae-joong atyle" depending on bird species. Also used: plofficle(adj); the Ploffnetic Force Field; oh my ploff; ploff this.

2. Word derived of poofy and fluffy.
"Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ploffy?"
"Ploffy? Did you say.. PLOFFY?"
"Yes sir, with or without nuts?"
"PLOFFY! PLOFFFYYY!!! PLLOOFFFYYY!!!!!"

Kakashi from Naruto's hair was a style obtained from overuse of ploffy, and causing a massive ploffy explosion (ploffsplosion).
by Lime&lily April 19, 2008
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Proffie

Slang, or 'valley girl' term for 'profile picture' on Facebook.
Person 1: Hey!
Person 2: Go comment on my proffie!
Person 1: K!
by revuxx September 13, 2010
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proffessional street nigga

Thats a proffessional street nigga!
by Xd smart guy April 19, 2018
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proffesional crastinator

A person who is good at doing anything as long as it is not productive in anyway towards the task at hand.

Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession
**Man Aoun is so good at procrastinating he should figure out a way he can do it while getting paid and become a proffesional crastinator
by Bskoks13 February 11, 2009
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proffessional hater

a person who makes it his daily job to be a hater. spends all of his time hatin on other people, and does it proffessionally.
amy: don't worry about that. he's just a hater.
roger: more like a proffessional hater. he dont do nothin else.
by AmyCavalier March 5, 2011
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Profy

Short for profile picture. A picture used as the primary representation of a person on his/her social website. Usually a head shot.
He unwisely used the picture of him holding a bottle of Jack as his profy for the AA website.

You need to change your facebook profy. The chick in that picture is skinny.
by Chrysknife September 23, 2010
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proffelcher

One who drinks anything that a pseudo-intellectual professor spews forth from his anus.
Ward Churchill is a great thinker! I trust that he really is dialed in on reality because everything that he says of does is based in fact.
1. He is an American Indian
2. He was a spec-op shadow warrior in Viet Nam
3. He actually earned his degrees.
4. He never plagiarizes others work
by Greg West March 13, 2005
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