Procrastibating

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

by Aaronface September 22, 2009

procrastubator

1. Any person (usually male) who would rather indulge themselves in self-gratification than do actual work,often causing delays in work-related efforts.

2. Wal-Mart management and management trainees.

1. "We will have to wait until the procrastubators in this office get done with themsleves before we can proceed with our latest scam."

2. Nick: " What are you waiting on? The customer needs this item NOW!"
Nack: "I'm waiting for the procrastubators in Management to give me the access key. Right now, they are in another meeting."
Nick: "ANOTHER meeting? Gawd damn, that makes the third one this hour."

by Dr. Freeze January 4, 2009

procrastinator

One who will do anything, including spending an entire day looking up random words on urban dictionary, to get out of doing work. This habit often has a terrible effect on that person's relationships, work, or grades.

I am a procrastinator

by the_pop_culture_nerd April 16, 2006

Procrastinatory Munchies

The feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. The feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren't even hungry.

Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: All Sunday I was planning on working on it, but I got the Procrastinatory Munchies and ended up not doing anything. Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: That would most likely explain your overall surface area..... Me: Did you just call me a lardass in smart guy language?!! At least I didn't spend my weekend procrasterbating like some bitch ass chemistry teacher I know.

by Xero _ Manifest October 31, 2010

Precrastinator

Someone who does everything in advance. Wayyyy in advance. Basically the polar opposite of a procrastinator.

Me: Oh Ms. Pap do you have our essays graded already?
Pap: Ha yea lol I was up till 2am grading because I had to have it done by Thursday.

Me: But it’s only Tuesday you still have two nights!
Pap: Well I guess I’m a precrastinator! Had to get it done!

by Thatstheteasister November 30, 2019

Procrastinator

I'll put in a definition later.

I'm not a Procrastinator, I just don't want to do that right now

by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021

Procrastibating

When you have a long list of shit to get done but pleasure yourself instead

Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”

by TheBoysss April 25, 2021