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Procrastibating

v. the act of using masterbation to distract oneself from attempt or completion of important tasks.
I should have studied for this final last night, but I was too busy procrastibating.
by B.Island.T January 8, 2011
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procrastibate

1) Procrastinating masturbation, only long enough to talk to your mother/girlfriend on the phone when she asks "What are you doing?" and you say "Nothing..." in case they have a hidden camera setup after the last time you told them that.

2) Masturbating instead of doing your english homework and then texting your teacher for an "extension".
No, I procrastibated! ;)
by raichupal November 21, 2010
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procrastibation

A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.
"ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate"
by ricemond December 3, 2003
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Procrastibate

"Go do your chores!"
"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"
by Recalibar February 28, 2009
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procrastibating

the act of "massaging" ones genitalia in order to put off more important activities/commitments.
Mother: Can you take out the rubbish?
Son: Yeah in a minute... im just.... err... busy.
Mother: Stop procrastibating and take the rubbish .
by Max the milkman and Pricycle January 19, 2009
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procrastibate

when johnny got home, he would procrastibate and do his hw later that night
by carlord0 October 14, 2009
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Procrastibate

When you should be doing something, but instead you masturbate.
Dude, I'm so not goin this math homework... I think I'll go procrastibate.
by Scapegoat28 June 6, 2010
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