Procrasterbation Mug

A mug used for masturbation while pressing matters await.

That's not a milkshake, it's my procrasterbation mug !

by emrldflm96 June 9, 2010

procrasterbation

The male art of masturbating when he should be doing work or something a female would do.

Man last night i was procrasterbating and now im all fucked up cus i didnt do my project.

by SEAN K (skimbo) April 25, 2005

procrasterbation

The art of delaying an orgasm for as long as possible, marathon masturbating.

All this procrasterbation has me rubbed raw.

by Zagurski November 8, 2011

procrasterbation

waiting too long too masturbate. Also see "blue balls"

tom procrasterbated and recieved blueballs.

by Dave March 22, 2005

procrasterbation

I just invented this word...lay it on me. I don't know what it means, throw some defs out there.

"Don't procrasterbate too much, I hear you go blind."

by Miklos Patrichnikov March 22, 2004

Procrasterbation

The act of putting something off long enough that it litterally only screws yourself.

Stop procrasterbating

Are you really gonna procraterbate?

What's with all this procrasterbation

I'm procrasterbating

This will teach you to procrasterbate

by Ol man the wise April 17, 2017

procrasterbation

when you procrastinate by jacking off

Mathew: "man I've been jacking off all day about this assignment"
Richie: "you've gotta stop with the procrasterbation

by rich&matt October 29, 2019