procrast

To be in the state of procrastinating.

1. I am being such a procrast right now by adding this to Urban Dictionary.
2. Stop being such a waste of life procrast.

by Sickashell March 11, 2008

procrasting

Waiting till last moment

v (Procrasting)

i was procrasting for an importnant project untill my boss started shouting on me

by BlackListed July 01, 2009

Procrastivity

The condition of productivity an individual may find themselves in due to avoiding a particular task.

He was avoiding his math homework, cleaning his apartment and taking out the garbage in a fit of procrastivity.

by procras March 14, 2014

procrastic

having the characteristics of a procrastinator

Hanna is so procrastic.

by Kookooroo232 October 28, 2007

Master Procraster

A "Master Procraster" is a person who has such skill in procrastination that it may be considered a form of art.

Master Procrasters usually do better on assignments when they spend very little time at the last minute completing them than they do on assignments that they spend a lot of time on.

The term "Master Procraster" is in itself an example of the concept - "Procraster" is a shortened (i.e. BS-ed) version of the word "Procrastinator." Even though it's "shorter," it works better than "Master Procrastinator."

Me: "Dude, I totally got an A- on that paper."
Friend: "Holy crap! how much time did you spend on it?"
Me: "Dude, I did it at lunch."
Friend: "Seriously man, you're a Master Procraster."

by Maximillian E. Westenfluss September 10, 2009

Procrast-ubator

Somebody who gets sidetracked from work/homework so much so that they engage in masturbation.

Aaron H: Hey man, have you don't your work yet?
Steven H: Sorry, I was procrast-urbating last night? Can I do it for tomorrow?
Aaron H: Dude, you are such a procrast-ubator!

by Ethetic June 11, 2014

Procrasticate

Procrastinating by means of defecation

I gotta do this project but I also gotta shit, I’m gonna go procrasticate.

by Silent Fart47 March 03, 2019