Skip to main content

Procrestinate

To brush your teeth thoroughly the minute before you leave to see your dentist.
Jennifer procrestinates when it comes to seeing her dentist, so she always ends up brushing her teeth several times the minute she has to leave.
by Cane Corso July 19, 2011
mugGet the Procrestinate mug.

Evil Walrii Protests 2010

The Evil Walrii Protests taking place in a large city in what is known of as "Canada", were sparked by a widely (and inaccurately) publicized meeting of "world leaders" when it became known that these "leaders" are actually robots set up to do the bidding of the Evil Walrii.

Protesters are angered and frightened at the growing reign of the Evil Walrii which reside under what is known of as "Canada". Rumor has it the Evil Walrii intend to rise up and take over the world in earnest, showing the world their real (and hideous) faces. This would break the truce agreement the Evil Walrii made with the Vikings under Norway after their last war in 1675. They both had agreed to cease their fighting and retreated underground, though both groups have long been plotting a way to rise back up and defeat each other.

Some say it is the Former Sir. James that is behind the Evil Walrii Protests, and that he both revealed that the leaders were really robots, and organized the protests. Sightings of Gosling Army soldiers among the protesters seem to support this.

If the Evil Walrii do rise up and come to a war with the Vikings under Norway the human race will be annihilated or enslaved, depending on who wins, and either way the human reign would come to an end (though some argue it pretty much already has).
The Evil Walrii Protests 2010 are surprisingly tame considering how violent and riotous daily life is in "Canada".
mugGet the Evil Walrii Protests 2010 mug.

Trust The Process

Basically carrying out a long term task or goal to end with a nice outcome, even if there are hiccups or mistakes made before that good outcome.
P1: I’m in the process of making and art piece, but right now it looks like shit

P2: Just Trust The Process. It’ll turn out better later.
by picckledissection November 28, 2019
mugGet the Trust The Process mug.

hong kong protest

A peaceful protest in HongKong that started in June of 2019, that seeks to stop the extradition bill. The event is still ongoing, and the protest has turned violent due to the police doing violent acts that violate human rights.
Mark: Have you heard about what the police are doing against the protesters in the Hong kong protest.
by FreeHongKong October 2, 2019
mugGet the hong kong protest mug.

Peacefully Protested

When a bunch of peaceful protestors loot a store.
Protestor: Yo, we just peacefully protested a Walmart!
Guy: That's Illegal.
by LmaoBoxer June 29, 2020
mugGet the Peacefully Protested mug.

protestival

A protest festival. A good place to find counterculture through capitalism.
Hempfest, a yearly protestival in Seattle.
by radishes August 9, 2010
mugGet the protestival mug.

2019 Hong Kong Protest

An ongoing event in Hong Kong that originated from the extradition bill. Citizens are often dressed in black, shouting various slogans as most of them march peacefully on the streets, fighting for democracy and freedom. As of October 3rd 2019, the police had permanently blinded 2 individuals, arrested first-aiders, shot a teenager that resulted in a punctured lung and many more
Heard during the 2019 Hong Kong protest
Person 1: five demands

Person 2: not one less

Person 1: Libertate Hong Kong

Person 2: Revolution of our times

Person 1: Stand with Hong Kong

Person 2: Fight for freedom
by glorytohongkong October 2, 2019
mugGet the 2019 Hong Kong Protest mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email