Privy

Another name for a private story on someone’s snap

Message me if you want to be added to my privy

by Yng King June 18, 2019

privy member

Privy members--
Dick
Penis
Man-worm
Third leg

Sex organ ;)
Peepee
Cock

Bertha: "That man has the biggest privy member I have ever seen. His privy member made me happy. I slept with him three times today and his privy member gave me herpes. I love his privy member."
Betty: "no"

by NARFNESS February 8, 2018

privy party

Noun

a party in the public toilette stalls. usually consisting of two guys shitting, with excess farting and giggling. makes an excuse for two guys to go to the batroom at the same time and not look excessivly homosexual.

Dude: "man i gotta take a wicked shit"
Guy: "yeah man me too, its poking out like a turtle"
Dude: "let go have a privy party, we'll stank up the bathroom together"

by Raia October 20, 2005

privy member

A penis; a genitalia of a male. Used by Aristophanes in “Aristophanes’ Speech from Plato’s Symposium”.

And second place, the primeval man was round, is back and sides for me circle; and get for hands and the same number of feet, one head with two faces, looking opposite ways, set on a round neck and precisely alike; four ears, to Privy members, and the remainder to correspond

by Bobby’s.Princess February 8, 2018

privy carbon copy

when you use bcc so people can’t communicate through esp

The privy carbon copy protected the historical American from defamation.

by Coop Dupe December 15, 2019

Lord Privy Seal

Amateurs and novices in the making of documentaries can't resist illustrating every significant word in the commentary by cutting to a picture of it. The Lord Privy Seal is an antiquated title in Britain's heraldic tradition. The joke imagines a low-grade film director who illustrates it by cutting to a picture of a Lord, then a privy, and then a seal.

(from richarddawkins.net)

Crappy Documentary "I've hit rock bottom" (show a picture of a stone and a butt on the screen)

Audience, "Hey, that's another crappy Lord Privy Seal"

by Oxyborb December 24, 2008

Private detective

Junior grimes, or atleast what people refer to you as if you take illegal measures and unconventional means to accomplish a task such as cracking a case on infidelity or murder, it’s a reference the well known private detective known as “gumshoe grimes” what the papers call junior grimes as he stuck to people when working cases.

someone who follows others and gather information on order to solve a case or situation which demands the investigators (junior) help is what a PI pretty much is...

Junior grimes however, takes this a STEP FURTHER though even that’s a major understatement. young and full of anger, he’s not exactly the calmest of detectives and uses what ever means necessary to solve the task even if it means sacrificing his own chance at a happy life and those around him for there’s no rest for grimes as the world needs him when any case goes unsolved.

Junior grimes aka “June wick” or “darnell grimes”

Private investigator give itself a good name when junior grimes matches with it.

Figure out what that means

“there’s no one that solves crimes like grimes”

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Woman 1: omg my sisters missing

Woman 2: wait I know who to call

Woman 1: you do?

Junior grimes: what seems to be the problem?

Woman 1: it’s my sister!

Junior grimes: not to worry, for no one better to call then mr grimes!

Woman 2: see? I told you, he’s the best

Woman 1: wow

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Junior grimes is the greatest private detective OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

by Assassin technical institute September 6, 2021