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private skittles 

character from tankmen series. He is a sniper that has some of the funniest lines in the entire series.
skittles' dad: men have a penis

private skittles: I KNOW I HAVE A PENIS

soldier: what is private skittles doing up there

soldier 2: I dont know, but it sounds HOT

another line:
skittles: OH SHIT, ZOMBIES, FUCK. YOU ASSHOLES ARE ON YOUR OWN!

bay area private school guys 

Most of the private school guys in the bay are fucking lame, ugly, and they have no game at all. But the cute ones that are kinda cool can get it if they weren't dumb, unloyal, overly horny, cocky, and didn't spend all their time on video games.
girl 1: dude bay area private school guys are kinda fine no cap.
girl 2: ik but last time i talked to one it turned out to be a waste of time, money, and effort.

private story 

A story for people you actually like and you post stuff about your personal life
Joe : do you have one of those private story’s

Me : yeah

Joe : add me , bro !

Private Square 

Your 'private square' is an invisible square that covers the top of your chest to just below your 'privates'. When someone (ie a rapist) moves to touch you inappropriately in this area, you must show them your 'Private Square'.

*Hold hand out in a stop sign*
STOP, don't touch me there!
*Do a 4 point motion of the square*
This is my private Square!
*Move arms rigidly up and down*
R. A. P. E!
*Point finger in a nagging motion*
Keep your hands away from me!
*Flail arms wildly as if you've just won the argument*
BITCH, go rape someone else!
Elly: I was almost totally raped last night
Nick: Oh my God, are you alright?
Elly: Yeh, I showed him my private square and he ran away, defeated.
Private Square by Octopusraves February 21, 2011

The SMIC Private School 

The ghetto ass school in the middle of nowhere yet all of the students live near it, except the koreans, where they live their ass in puxi. Known for being shit at everything, but kinda getting better. ish. Middle school is just a bunch of cancerous basic bitches who think they're cool and important because they break up with their boyfriends and act depressed. fucking bastards. high school is still pretty shit

Ppl here are basically all asian, so racist jokes aren't racist. the n word don't matter at all. we're stuck to our phones 420/69. schools like sas puxi make out and have sex in middle school, while shaking hands is still a barrier in senior year. prom & winter formal is lame. everyone is either taiwanese, korean, or fuq u.

wifi is shit, food is shit, tech is shit, furniture is shit, classroom is shit, bathroom was shit, everything is shit. you gotta buy 75th handed textbooks, get all 5s on APs, 1600 sat, and take the unnecessary toefl, act, and some other bullshit. teachers are either shit or dope. we're loud and obnoxious. either dumb or smart, no in between, no exceptions. either 4.12 or 2.54. either hate or love anime. play mmrpgs, or weird ass arcade phone games. we crave and beg for vpns. 1/10298 is hot, others are all ugly. gossip is the shit

oh, we don't get sex ed. we get it through watching porn, 9gag, trying to masturbate, and asking the dirtiest guy you can find. thanks, counseling office!

at your service, servant from the ghetto, smic
i love The SMIC Private School because it's the cheapest "international" school!❤️

private sector 

Part of the economy not under direct governmental control.
After his stint as a Senator expired, Fred went to work in the private sector, away from the prying eyes of watchdog groups.
private sector by rarrk April 20, 2009