The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.
This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.
Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.
Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.
Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.
Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.
Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
by iNetter December 1, 2009
Get the Absentee Printing mug.The use of additive manufacturing to produce 3D models. Despite popular belief that this technology is useless. It is expanding quite rapidly
Ex. Previous cost- over 2000 dollars current cost- under 800 dollars
This technology will soon take over the world MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
I have no clue why I wrote this, I just got triggered my another untrue definition :/
Ex. Previous cost- over 2000 dollars current cost- under 800 dollars
This technology will soon take over the world MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
I have no clue why I wrote this, I just got triggered my another untrue definition :/
by Some dude obsessed with tech March 17, 2017
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A niche one-person sex machine that distinctly resembles an old fashioned printing press.
There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.
There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
Get the Printing Press mug.When the item in question is being sold or bought, specifically the item was stolen or bought from an illegitimate person.
The example will demonstrate the correct usage of "Nigger Prints"
The example will demonstrate the correct usage of "Nigger Prints"
Wanna buy an Ipod? It's only 30 bucks.
Response: Nah man, it probably has nigger prints all over it.
Response: Nah man, it probably has nigger prints all over it.
by NigguhPrinta March 30, 2009
Get the Nigger Prints mug.A very smart and handsome man, who's flattering and easily attractive for fair and gorgeous women. It can be used to refer to a ladies man and a born flatterer or even a genius who's so smart that he doesn't have to do much to impress and attract ladies. It's a rare name because such incredible powers and skills as found in these people are very rare and are found only with people having divine blessings.
People having this name are usually born with extra-ordinary leadership qualities and are easily approachable and very amicable tough sometimes flirtatious.
People with this name are usually found to have a good sense of humour and a good temper.
People having this name are usually born with extra-ordinary leadership qualities and are easily approachable and very amicable tough sometimes flirtatious.
People with this name are usually found to have a good sense of humour and a good temper.
Emma: Hey Annabeth, that boy he's so handsome and attractive. he seems to be so smart and genius.
Annabeth: Yeah!
Jennifer: Yes, he seems very amicable as well.
Emma: Yup. He must definately be Pritish.
Annabeth: Yeah!
Jennifer: Yes, he seems very amicable as well.
Emma: Yup. He must definately be Pritish.
by Bartimaeus1234 January 1, 2017
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Get the paintist mug.When you are carrying a gun, knife, any weapon concealed, but it prints through thinner layers of clothing.
I was carrying a big pistol this afternoon; big mistake. It got hot, I took off my jacket and it started printing through my shirt.
by ChCx91 February 21, 2011
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