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Pick up your pencil

When a perverted teacher looks at a girl's ass (or performs any other pervy actions) this is said (usually shouted) as a warning to the student or to mock or make fun of the teacher
"Oh no he's coming Pick up your pencil!"

"Lmao did you see Mr.Smith today he was totally looking at her she shouldn't have picked up her pencil"
by Pickupthatpencil January 8, 2020
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Pick up a football

Popularized by Twitter user @dril.

A Sentence used to tell someone that they're a complete moron, and should go outside for a while, instead of making much more of a fool of themselves
Person A: "I just played World of Warcraft for 12 hours straight.."
Person B: "Dude... Go pick up a football."
by Pimp Roosl November 1, 2020
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pick up sticks

a game in which Phil learned at his time in the boy scouts of america. Later Phil sued the Boy Scouts of America in a class action lawsuit.
Phil taught billy 'bout "pick up sticks" alright only he used the Special Scout technique taught to him by his father which was to use his ass cheeks
by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 25, 2022
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Recovering Pick Up Artist

Recovering PUA ("Pick Up Artist") - N. A person who, after studying mass-marketed 'Pick Up Techniques' and putting them into practise, discovers that he is not any happier, nor self-satisfied, nor socially-calibrated than he was before - only now he cannot communicate with people except in 'PUA jargon', and has alienated all his non-PUAfriends.
"Have you noticed the change in Larry? I'm not embarrassed to be seem with him anymore!"

"Yeah, he's a Recovering Pick Up Artist; he's got it mostly under control now. If he starts ignoring us to hit on every girl around, or if he starts dehumanizing women, we're supposed to call his Sponsor."
by Johnny Soporno May 4, 2008
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pick up the phone

Person One: I really trust you dawg. I feel like you’re always gonna be there for me.

Person Two: Of course bro. I’m always gonna pick up the phone for you.
by ShoulderBoulder December 16, 2019
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Prick Update

when you call/text/shout out to a buddy to tell them about a situation or about your day that consisted of you being a prick.
Tiffany: Hey Gabe :) (Gabewalking to his locker and this tease comes up and links arms with him)
Gabe: Don't fucking touch me...bitch
Tiffany: What the hell? Gabe seriously..whats your problem?
Gabe: You?! Now please, get away from me..
(While Tiffany storms off, Gabe walks behind Tiffanys quicker pace very satisfied of his Prickness)

After school he calls his bro dylan to give him a PRICK UPDATE, and rants on about how she will always comeback for more because of how much she want his 'D'.

Dylan then gives Gabe a PRICK UPDATE.
by E-bag November 9, 2009
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Pick up your game

meaning to improve your strategy on winning at the game
person 1: awe I'm terrible at this game
person 2: you better Pick up your game
by adox1922 October 12, 2010
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