Petoria

A small republic that seceded from the U.S. and rejoined about a week later.

Petoria is an awesome place

by tnt from the sahara September 14, 2004

Pictorial Fisting

When a person sends someone a picture or other image or video with the intent of mocking them or showing the recipient they have something better or something the other person wishes they had or could have.

Sarah, remember that big beautiful house you showed me online and said you would love to own…well I bought it!

Sarah: Thanks for that pictorial fisting, you Dick!

by DTrackMan January 26, 2022

Pretoria

1. Means: "Totally Cool", "Awesome", "A~M~A~Z~I~N~G".
2. Is Also The Captial Of South Africa.
3. Also Could Mean ABSOULTLY kAr-AzzY~!
4. A Name...

1. She's So Totally "Pretoria"
1. OMFG It's Pretoria
2. I Say It Like It Is.
3. Yeaaaaaaaaah(:
4. Wtf Is Pretoria Doing Now

by LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL. May 20, 2011

precordial catch syndrome

a sharp pain that occurs amongst adolescents, under/behind the left ribcage. This sharp pain will come and go, and it is NOT life threatening, it usually goes away in adulthood. when this pain occurs lots of people take a quick and big breathe in, until they feel a pop in the spot and it goes awhile for a few moments. Dont worry you are not having a heart attack!

bob:ouch! i have a sharp pain in my left ribcage. what do i do?

Doctor: Absolutely nothing, what you have is precordial catch syndrome, you arent having a heart attack. you'll just have to wait till you become an adult, it'll go away! left ribcage pain

by sabastian ace July 18, 2012

Pretoria Boys High School

The best school in the world, the school on the hill, a way of life

Shannon: You go to Pretoria Boys High School?
Boys High Boy: Yeah
Shannon: *Getting on her knees*

by The hater of Christiaanjvv September 13, 2019

Praetorian Guard

The Praetorian guards were a force of bodyguards used by Roman emporers early on in the Roman Empire. Praetorians were not very good at they're job as they managed to kill off more emporers themselfs than they managed to protect, until one day an emporer, Constantine I, got the brilliant idea of disbanding the guard before they assassinated him too.

1: "how are we going to assassinate the emporer"

2: "don't worry his Praetorian Guard's have already done him in"

1: "..."

by Strike Z3R0 April 26, 2011

Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis

The uncontrollable and mind numbingly stupid need to photograph and post your food on social media.

Have you seen Kelly's Instagram page? She totally has Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis.

by CorneliusSHA December 2, 2019