piesexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to pie.

person one: god im horny
person two: yeah, i just wanna fuck a pie
person one: ....what?
person two: im piesexual

by Anthony Scott April 13, 2008

professexual

Someone who has a serious tendency to be attracted to authority figures, particularly people in positions of major power like professors, government officials, people who are called professionals everyday. They start off liking them because of the power those people seem to have and gradually it becomes more about the person and less about the power.

Sorry you're just not my type, I'm a professexual.

by pelk8103 July 6, 2011

Piesexual

A person who takes sexual pleasure in the act of being pelted with pies during intercourse. The flavour of pie chosen varies greatly between piesexuals.

The custard stains on his wall suggested to the girl that he was deeply piesexual.

by James Almond December 13, 2008

presexual marriage

tieing the knot before trying it out.

What a churchy, she totally believes in presexual marriage.

by Justin Edwards June 9, 2005

Persexual

Being attracted to personalities disregarding the person's genitals.

"I like him/her for his/her personality."
"You are so persexual."

by GreyFace August 21, 2011

presexual harassment

Harassment that occurs before sex. Often consensual during act of sexual action.

Josephine: Morgan you are a piece of shit. (hits Morgan)
(Morgan and Josephine have sex)
Me: Thats presexual harassment.

by ilikeeatingpussy January 16, 2023

PissSexual

You are attracted to body fluids that come out of bodies (Semen, Urine, Diarrhea etc)

I am PissSexual I like cum

by Nathanman October 7, 2021