professexual 

Someone who has a serious tendency to be attracted to authority figures, particularly people in positions of major power like professors, government officials, people who are called professionals everyday. They start off liking them because of the power those people seem to have and gradually it becomes more about the person and less about the power.

Sorry you're just not my type, I'm a professexual.

professexual by pelk8103 July 6, 2011

Professual 

A cross between professional and casual. Can be used in the context of fashion, meetings, events and dialogue.

Fashion Women - A skort and some type of blouse is a professual outfit

Fashion Men - Jeans and a Blazer

Meetings - when meeting your colleagues for dinner after work, you need to maintain a level of 'professualism'. You cannot be too casual because you have to work with them, but you don't have to be professional about everything.

Dialogue - when talking to authority or colleagues about a social event that work is hosting, a phrase such as "What are you gonna wear?" is preferable to "What are you going to wear?" In the context of email between colleagues; signing off with "Take it Easy" v.s. "Best regards" or "Later man" v.s. "Sincerely" can be considered 'Professual'

Events - Professual Friday instead of Casual Friday, because no one actually knows what is acceptable on casual Friday's but when it is 'Professual Friday', the individual knows that there has to be an element of professionalism in your outfit.

Professual by Khalani August 7, 2011

profsexual

Affection that undergrad students have for that one nerdy prof

"Mom... Dad... I have something to tell you.
I didn't know when it started happening, and I wrestled with it for such a long time. I knew I'd be treated as a social outcast, nobody, not even me understands just what it is that I like about them.
I wish I could control it. I wish I was the monster you think I am.

I am...... Profsexual"

profsexual by cadennevah January 31, 2022

Pressexual

having sexual attraction to presidents exclusively

john: that one chick is probably a pressexual

Pressexual by basedape March 2, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004