Pretrender

A trendy kid, who looks exactly like a forever 21 mannequin, and shops exclusively, only at the stores deemed "scene."

They don't fit in, they only try to. They pretend to be trendy. A pretrender is simply a cheap replica of a fashion magazine cut out. They just can't seem to get the look right.

They enjoy playing dress up with their older sister, and grandma's jewelery, and like mixing era clothing, and wearing mismatched clothes.

They often carry full packs of cigarettes, and lighters in their pockets, even though they don't smoke, it's part of the look.

Girl: Ugh she's such a Pretrender I can't believe she's wearing her dad's shirt AGAIN.

Boy: Ummmm, I have the same one...

Girl: OH GOD NOT YOU TO!

Boy: What are you talking about? *takes an invisible puff off of unlit camel"

by deathcabforolivia November 1, 2008

Prefrentious

Description of a business using faux-French to make a product sound more highbrow.

Person 1: Did you hear about McDonalds' new McCafes?
Person 2: McCafe? That's so prefrentious.

by Sexwalrus August 12, 2011

prefriender

A person who is occupied by pretending and/or helping for the greater good of humanity.

1. I was doing the job of the prefrienders for a couple months because that's what my dream job is.

2. Do to the experience of being a prefriender some street droolys wanted to be my real friend and decided they would follow me, track my phone and pretty much know where I was constantly.

2. I truly love all prefrienders; I just need a little time to adjust to a new way of life and find a temporary solution to the real problem that no one is talking about.

3. I can't help but hope to be real friends with the real prefrienders some day.

4. Until then please be gentle prefrienders, I'll be in a fragile state until I can 'get back in the swing of things'.

5. All prefrienders are good people; even if they pretend to be scum of the earth.

by PineappleJuice April 23, 2015

Prefreud

A prefreud is a predictive text gone wrong that’s also a Freudian slip

Eg. Legs catch up (let’s catch up)
I am cool (I can cook)

Shit I’ve just done a Prefreud now she’ll know I want to bang her

by Thommo aka the power June 24, 2018

prefriend

Pretending to befriend someone for personal gain.

He prefriended me, just to get closer to a girl he liked, when he was completely insincere about our relationship.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

Prefriend

to act as a friend to (someone) whilst having an ulterior motive. Especially to gain revenge, inside knowledge or for personal or professional gains.

pretending to be a persons friend.

"I thought that we were close but really he was just a prefriend"

by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

Prefriend

/prɪˈfrɛnd/

to make it appear that a person has a bond of mutual affection with another despite an ulterior motive being at play. Especially to gain revenge and inside knowledge for personal or professional reasons.

She thought that they were besties but he was prefriending the whole time.

by Matt Windle poet February 26, 2021