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Printing Press

A niche one-person sex machine that distinctly resembles an old fashioned printing press.

There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.
"I spent 15 minutes on the printing press last night....best orgasms I have ever had!"
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
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Panting

I am PANTING in my room.
by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2022
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pretty prancing pony

A coworker who puts on a show for the boss, but does no real work. The bosses' pet,who gets away with murser. As apposed to a pack mule who doesn't look like much, but does most of the real work.
She's a pretty prancing pony and the bosses' pet. The trouble with this place is there are too many ponies and not enough mules.
by knowman March 17, 2008
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phanting

1. acting, behaving, resembling an elephant
2. panting/breathing heavily due to being fat (i.e. an elephant)
1. Dude, why didn't you call my sister back? Cuz that bitch is phanting, SON!

2. Joanne passed by a bakery and started phanting.
by peterkz November 20, 2009
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Panting Puppy

The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.
Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning
by DoctorZig February 6, 2018
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Planting trees

verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.
person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross
by YourHighnessDavid May 3, 2014
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Pranging

That dog is pranging!
by Mark-oner June 3, 2005
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