Powerade

Now avaliable at McDonald's. I get a huge cup with no ice. Seriously, who drinks Powerade with ice?

I just need one more Monopoly piece to get an Xbox! I'm gonna go buy a Powerade and some fries. I bet everyone on earth has a chance of getting the piece I have and like 500 get the other one.

by kaze2k5 November 6, 2003

Powerkid

One who strikes fear into all that are sorry enough to stand in his path. The ultimate alpha-male. His blood smells like cologne. His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it. Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear. Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them. His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

No longer was he called Day9 he was now elevated to the level of.... Powerkid.

by Virtua April 25, 2011

powerlifter

Fat hairy white guy who shaves his head and grows a goatee while binging on McDonalds and listening to heavy metal music but can put up massive weight in the squat, bench press, and deadlift.

Said lifts are done with the smallest range of motion possible while wearing suits with hydraulics.

Said McDonalds is offset by anabolic steroids which build a massive amount of muscle. You just can't see it though because all that muscle is behind a layer of fat because powerlifters weigh 308+ pounds.

Nonetheless, powerlifters are strong as hell and could kick your ass.

Skinny guy: Look at that fat powerlifter benching with a 2 inch range of motion.
Skinny guy's Friend: He could still kick your ass and rape you until you love him though.

by hbn7890 November 18, 2009

PowerLame

really REALLY stupid and unoriginal. just plain dumb.

1: I just saw that Wolverine movie.

2: That movie was powerlame.

by raghlfraghl June 3, 2009

Powerade

The poor man's Gatorade.

Wow! 32 ounces of Powerade is 89 cents. That's a shitload cheaper than 32 ounces of Gatorade which costs $1.39

by Ghettoman August 13, 2003

Powerade Nipples

The larger-than-normal projection of a mammary gland that resembles the cap of a Powerade bottle (looks like one smaller cap resting on a larger cap).

OMG dude, look at Roz's nipples?!

What the flip? Those look like Powerade bottles. Roz has Powerade nipples!

by Frank Tankleman December 23, 2008

powerlifting

the sport of dinosaurs. lifting the most weight in the bench press, squat and deadlift is the name of the game.
chucks are the shoe of the sport

the record bench press for a powerlifter is 1005#

by niggasense May 1, 2005