power dump 

A sort of "atomic" shit delivered en force from an elevated position. Often performed by standing with feet on the crapper, and bracing hands on the wall.

"Holy shit, what happened in here?"
"I took a power dump

power dump by general tsao September 25, 2003

Power Dump 

Like a Power Nap, when you have no time to waste and squeeze out a turd as fast as possible. Unlike other suggestions, this dump is normally performed at work, often with the consumption of fast food.

Tom couldn't hold the prairie dog while closing the deal, so he lied to the customer about "blowing his nose" so he could take a power dump!

Power Dump by Shareeb4Prez February 28, 2011

Power Dump 

When in awkward surrounding,or in an unknown home or location and wish to be discreet about dumping to pass of you were only taking a piss not a dump, you power it through quicker than usual or under time constraints.

ahh dammit.. im at my girlfriends parents house and i need a shit...better power dump it out to save the embarrasment.

my train leaves in 2 minutes and need a shit..better PD before it comes

Power Dump by D'' Family April 8, 2009

Power Dump 

Contrary to popular belief, a power dump is a term used when one is so busy that time cannot be wasted!
Commonly used whilst raiding in World of Warcraft, and you want to remain top of the damage meter.... I suppose it can also apply to work, watching sports... whatever.
To save valuable seconds, you go in, and instead of relaxing and letting nature do the work, you push til you're red in the face and force that shit out and 100mph!! Followed by a speed wipe, then back to doing whatever it was you're doing.

Krasek: Gotta take a dump!

Kuro: Hurry dude, we're about to start on the last boss!

(30 seconds later)

Krasek: Back

Kuro: That was fucking quick!!

Krasek: Yeah I know, power dump FTW!! May have given myself a hernia though.

Power Dump by Krasek November 11, 2009

Power Dump 

A dump you take so fast that you barely even sat on the toilet

Why was That so fast? I took a power dump

Power Dump by A weird Canadian July 2, 2018

Power Dump 

A dump taken before doing an important and/ or strenuous task in order to gain mental clarity and increased focus. Also, a preventive measure against accidental sharting.

Bro, before we hit these Deadlift PRs I'm gonna go take a power dump... rack them weights, I'll be right back.

Power Dump by Neilus da realist June 22, 2017

Jack Bauer Power Dump

1. Noun
During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.

"Man, I just took a huge Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."

Jack Bauer Power Dump by Crapper July 22, 2008