pluffer

An extremely delicate item, Must be handled with care and love.

Wow my heart is such a pluffer...

by sadasdasd3q4324 April 28, 2016

Swedish Puffer

The act of releasing gas as you are getting a massage.

I was so relaxed during my session that I had a Swedish Puffer. needless to say the therapist was none too pleased.

by CT Jared December 2, 2010

Cole pufferfish

A stereotype name for people who:
Buy and wear fake airpods
Are rednecks (sunburnt on back of neck)
Are bandwagons (chiefs fans)
Dont share their veggie sticks or chips with people who have nolanitis

Wear a salty springs hat
Their hydro flask gets stolen by their friends
Have a backpack as red as their neck
Only plays fortnite on mobile

"Can i have a chip please?"
"No"
"You're such a Cole pufferfish

by 21nolanitis March 26, 2019

Pufferfish

When small skinny guys get intimidated and scared talking to bigger guys are try to stick their flat chests out to look bigger. Like a pufferfish.

'Sean is talking to Mike' ' is he doing the pufferfish?' ' yep'

by Real Samsons Lifters May 24, 2018

Peter Puffer

Term used for those who suck dicks, in particular gay men. Commonly mistaken as a term for those who smoke drugs.

Gunny: Are you a Peter Puffer?
PVT: SIR NO SIR!
Gunny: BULLSHIT! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

by Markovzki August 24, 2010

Jet Puffed

When a drunk, limp dick is trying to be stuffed unsuccessfully into a vagina

"It's 3am and the bars are closed, looks like that girl is going to get Jet Puffed tonight"

Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"

by L.P.T.L September 13, 2012

Puffel

The Puffel is an animal that is a common delicacy among penguins, usually in the form of pizza. The Puffel is a very similar creature to the Puffle, with the only differences being that the Puffel doesn't mentally feel like an animal, and that the Puffel usually has a more hurt expression then most Puffles. The only way that Puffels can feel true joy, is by committing cannibalism, and eating food made from other Puffels.

Puffel pizza, Snork's ruined the last of your defense with that pun, puffel pizza.

by Takoz July 3, 2019