Pottermore Welcome Letter

A mysterous, anxiety causing, possibly Fictictous letter allowing you to finially enter the promised land known as Pottermore.

The reason one million potterheads have been on their email 24/7 sence finding the magic quil.

Pottermore Welcome Letter. Aka: A real Santa Caus

"Why'd Jill Get fired?'
" She called off to watch her email everyday sence August 7th 2011"

" Doesnt she know she can access her email and get her welcome letter on her phone...."

by Dreamblade24 August 22, 2011

Pottermore

Also known as: SLEEP DEPRIVATION.

A website created for entertainment purposes of potterheads everywhere, whilst also creating sleep deprivation in teenagers everywhere.

P1: Why do you look so sleepy today?
P2: Pottermore.

by anotherpotterhead August 1, 2011

pre-pottermore depression

When you have not got your pottermore welcome e-mail yet, and feel like your heart was ripped out of your chest, and it will never come. In worst cases, you accept the fact that you are a squib.

Girl: Do you want to come out?
Boy: No. All i want in the universe is my pottermore welcome e-mail! Oh, face it, I have pre-pottermore depression!

by pprofessional nargle stunwitch August 23, 2011

Pottermore

A place where it is impossible to 'find the magical quill'

Girl: Hey, let's go register for pottermore!
Boy: We gotta find the magical quill first

by meowmeowmeoww July 31, 2011

Potterness

Over-eagerness to the point of complete and utter annoyance

Thomas' Potterness got the better of him again and no one will speak to him now.

by the most unfortunate victim May 20, 2011

potterole

Its when you like a character from Harry Potter so much that they become your role model/ idol. It is also how Harry Potter roles dough

Bruh Hermione is totally my Potterole.

I'm gonna make dough Potter style with the Potterole technique

by Dictionary Disciple February 16, 2021

potterton

Ashton Forde runs these ends and chili buchan notoriously bum fucked and fiddled a traffic warden who is a self proclaimed detectives lesbo daughter shes a fishy slag.

Grace milnes dad glenn milne. AKA Glentini. AKA Bobby Badgio

potterton is amazing

by crackheadsofbod69 December 21, 2023