Plant Potting

When you shit in a girls mouth then stick your dick in as if you are planting seed.

He Stew, I plant potting your mum last night. She didn't even gag!

by matdex August 04, 2009

Plant Potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Q: "Would you try plant potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"

by jamthecat March 08, 2010

Plant-potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Q: "Would you try plant-potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"

by jamthecat February 01, 2010

Plant Pot Defender

Gay Bitch who smokes pot all day and is usually to busy for his friends and hates people, most likely a virgin on discord

that guys name is plant pot defender must be a homo

by Not TrevorBear123 January 19, 2021

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 06, 2023

Weinstein a potted plant

Masturbating in an inappropriate manner, usually without the consent of another person in the room.

Matt Lauer was fired likely because he bragged about how he Weinstein a potted plant with his female assistant nearby.

by Chazz de Plume November 30, 2017

Potting plants

Getting cummed in

Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants

by Laret December 11, 2017