Tuscan Pot Roast

Pooping while sitting cross-legged on a hot sidewalk.

Dude just made a tuscan pot roast right on the sidewalk in front of Denny's.

by lerk99 March 12, 2017

simmer down pot roast

A phrase used to get someone to calm down and relax.

Whoa there....simmer down pot roast.

by von Goat March 27, 2009

Dutch Oven Pot Roast

When your teenage son leaves a huge above-waterline shit in the toilet and doesn't flush it because he knows it wont go down. Instead, he closes the door and leaves it for you to find.

Fucking Andrew left me a dutch oven pot roast before he left for school.

by Bibendum February 10, 2022

yankee pot roast

The end result of pooping on someone's chin while you teabag them and jerk off at the same time.

"I ate too much and ended up dropping some Yankee Pot Roast on my date last night."

by The Bitchbang February 18, 2017

making pot roast

Making pot roast happens when you really need to take a shit.

Man that fart was rank, he must be making pot roast.

by Chris Cope December 14, 2008

Mississippi Pot Roast

Similar to a pot roast. The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot. After the act, you then fry it up on the stove to feed her many children.

I gave her the ol Mississippi Pot Roast after I saw how many got dang kids she had running around the place. Hungry and begging for scraps.

by PooterGish March 22, 2020

Tuscan Pot Roast

When doing anal, you cum as deep as you can inside the girls ass and then she diarrheas in out into the toilet and you both look into the toilet with aw.

"Hey baby I'm so horny please fuck me" "How about I give you a good old fashioned Tuscan Pot Roast instead ;)" "Yes please omg I'm so wet just thinking about it"

by The tight booty hole June 28, 2016