Pot

Short for Crackpot.

Can be used as a substitute for Dick
“HEY, STOP BEING SUCH A POT!”
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A very annoying gay person. Pot only denies their gay to hide the fact they actually are 🙄. Pot often uses the come back “No u” when you call them gay. They also have a big crush on Alice (yttd), ranger (yttd), and Keaya (genshin). They also your mom everyone they can.
(You):“Hey pot your gay” (pot):“no u”

(You): “Hey pot what was the answer to number 6 on our math homework?” (Pot): “Your mom lol”
(You): “hey pot do you like Alice (yttd)? (Pot): “Yes that’s my husband <3”
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1) A ceramic recepticle often used for the assistance in the display of plants. These are often filled with mud or compost.

2) A pot on a stove used for cooking.
1) Geese man your plant pot is broken...

2) A watched pot never boils.....or....A Beholden vessel never exceeds 373.3K.
by Phil! October 06, 2003
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The worlds most famous cruiser, twice winner of Mr Pecs of Weston, and King of the World...

Regarded a god by many, respected by millions and adored the world over...
'There's Pot - He's such a fantastic bloke'...
by Pot March 18, 2005
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The best shit going, yo. Doobie doobie doo where are you I need some help from you now nigga.
by Viet Nami September 25, 2005
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A pot of money that either one person or several people can put money into so that marijuana can be purchased with said money.
Jim - We have $50 in the pot pot
Jeff - cool, now we can buy an eighth
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Potted

1) From the South-West coast of England it means cooking fish, especially conger eel, by simmering in malt vinegar with herbs and spices. Usually eaten hot, at one time it was stored in pots for later consumption; effectively pickled fish.
2) Buried, possibly deriving from “potting”, the process of planting seeds or seedlings in earth or compost, it is the slang term for burying the victim of a hit. The use has been extended to apply to someone who has received a put down so vicious that they are figuratively dead and buried.
3) British Army slang, to shoot and kill an enemy combatant, derives from the old hunter's expression 'one for the pot', referring to a rabbit, pigeon shot and killed.
4) To be fired from your job, either because you are a total WOFS or some other reason.
5) To be really drunk, pissed or rat arsed; derives from pot, the Australian slang for a beer glass.
6) To get high smoking grass, derives from pot one of the alternative names for marijuana.
1) What's for tea? Potted conger? Great!
2) What a silly cow! She tried to diss him, but his comeback totally potted her.
3) You know that sniper that's been giving us trouble, Jimmy's potted the bastard.

4) Jimmy got caught stealing petty cash and got potted.
5) Sheila’s just had a baby boy, so Bruce’s mates took him down the pub and got him potted.
6) I don't what that stuff was, but three tokes and I couldn't find my ass with both hands, totally potted!
by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017
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