The act of positioning oneself indoors by a letterbox and masturbating whilst waiting for a postie to deliver mail. The timing must be so immaculate, that ejaculation should occur as the postie’s hand enters the letterbox. To complete the process, the phrase “special delivery” should be exclaimed when semen strikes the unsuspecting Royal Mail officer.
Had a perfect postie-wank yesterday. Keeping that spreadsheet of my average post delivery times really paid off and I got him right on the thumb.
by You’ve got mail November 12, 2023
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by Halabtsi November 2, 2016
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by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
Get the Postertizing mug.STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
by woohoowi March 26, 2021
Get the Stop Posting about among us mug.A Posti is a german streamer who's got a tendency to butcher names. While the women struggle to resist a Posti's smile, laugh and outgoing personality, they're often pushed away by his terrible jokes and odd addiction to kuva farming. Posti can be used as both an adjective and a noun.
I've been streaming kuva farming all day today, I feel like such a Posti!
I saw a name appear and pronounced it backwards, really Posti'd that name.
I saw a name appear and pronounced it backwards, really Posti'd that name.
by TwitchDrops January 14, 2019
Get the Posti mug.1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.
2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.
2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.
1. What you think about that girl over there? Pootie do or pootie don't?
2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.
2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.
by LaRhettie May 18, 2013
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