pumpkin positive

The medical definition of a person with a brain so small that if you shine a light in their mouth, their whole head will light up like a Halloween pumpkin.

"He chopped his own finger off with a steak knife"
"What's the diagnosis, doctor?"
"Clearly pumpkin positive"

by IanXDaws January 12, 2009

Toxic Positivity

Toxic Positivity is the belief that, "if you just stay positive, you will overcome any obstacle," to such a degree that you invalidate natural emotional responses and the person having those feelings.

Her Toxic Positivity left her friend feeling like his feelings were not important and he was overreacting.

by Netrillian February 22, 2019

positive pete

Someone who is overly positive all the time, even when the situation warrants some negativity.

God damn it he just won't quit being a positive pete!

by Skyler Vilt December 13, 2008

King of Positivity

A man who always sees the bright side of things. The creator and the ruler of positivity. The man who created the handshake of hearts. The one who makes everyone around him feel positive, and one day he will spread positivity to all the nations, the world, the universe, and everything beyond.

Hey you heard of that Holdyn biggot?
Hey dont talk about eh King of Positivity like that. "Spread the Love not the hate"

by Hohoholdyn Anthony7k January 30, 2023

Vegas Positive

When a lady is gambling and drinking in Las Vegas and ends up pregnant

My wife was only in Vegas a week and she's Vegas Positive.

by Power Pickle January 19, 2017

Positive Male Role Model

A man who shares wisdom as a mentor to others who need guidance.

Without having a positive male role model, people will seek validation from powerful male figures throughout their lives and never know why.

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Positive Commercialism

A social philosophy which prioritizes the incentivisation of putative self-interested agents to cooperate with one another through trade and/or to incentivize people to find ways to improve each others lives Similar To: Social Entrepreneurship

Elon Musk is a big fan of positive commercialism providing internet to remote areas with Starlink, eschewing the externalities inbrought by fossil fuel powered vehicles with his electric car company Tesla, and hedging humanities chances of survival by making us a interplanetary species with his Space company SpaceX.

by MurdochMaxwell November 11, 2019