portopotamus

A Fat Chick from Port Orchard, WA.

Hey Joe! Look at that Portopotamus!

by Jessicamegan July 3, 2008

pornophobic

A person who is deeply afraid of looking at porn or even bringing it up in a discussion.

Owen was awkwardly left the conversation with his friends as he was extremely pornophobic.

by CodenameExe April 6, 2016

Pornophones

A set of headphones which have only one speaker working. Are named pornophones because they are often used by 13 year olds to watch porn without being heard.

I caught my little cousin looking at two girls one cup with a pair of pornophones.

by Kaios June 4, 2009

portiphelia

The urge to stick ones penis in a power socket.

Josh:"Hey you know that Drayden kid? He has a portiphelia fetish."
Nic:"Whats that?
Josh:"he sticks his penis in his wall sockets dude."

by supersmitty November 19, 2017

Potophobia

A fear of drinking alcohol

I would buy that chick a shot, but she straight up has potophobia!!

by EliasC January 4, 2008

pornophobe

a person that is scared of porn

Bill - "Hey Fred, you heard of porn"

Fred - "Gee bill! That's disgusting! Get away from me! Ew!"

Bill - "Dude, chill out, you're a total pornophobe"

by foggatdog April 20, 2014

Portopino

A Portopino is baby that comes from a Portuguese parent and a Filipino(a) parent.

We recently found out that we are having a Portopino.

by Demlo June 7, 2018