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Porter

A helpful, generous, all around nice person (generous, helpful coming from a porter - helper in a hotel)

a great friend and the person to hang with
wow I wish i was good friends with that Porter!

He is such a Porter! I should spend more time with him.
by modiee November 18, 2011
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Porter

–verb
To be Porter'ed

Having the night of your life with someone that you have feelings for but who makes it abundantly clear that nothing will ever happen.
Why is she crying in her dorm room?

She just got Porter'ed
by Jimbo Jacoby February 4, 2010
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Porter

A literal angel who I love with all my heart. They make everyone so happy and make this world so bright and amazing! Anyone that has them in their life is so lucky! They are so wonderful.
Porter is the absolute best!!
by vegannoodle May 17, 2018
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porter

A traditional dark beer style originating from London.Its popularity amongst dock porters is believed to have led its name.The now much more widely known stout is a type of porter.
pint of porter please landlord
by toymi69 May 30, 2008
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porter

A very dark beer, almost as dark and rich as stout. Called so because it was given to porters for the large amount of nutrients it contained. It allowed them to not have to stop to eat
Yuengling makes good porter
by O'Flionn December 9, 2008
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Porter

Porter, v.

The act of vomiting after a night of excessive drinking. Coined in Liverpool, UK.
Joey: So how was Javier's party last night?
Greg: Good, except that one Asian porter'd all over the place.
Philip: I think that I'm going to porter tonight.

Simone: This one time when I got so drunk, I portered all over the place and got engaged to some guy I was drinking with.
by Erasmus Boyband September 10, 2011
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Porter

1) A Porter is someone who doesn't have good WiFi, is short but has a long neck, and lags out mid-game.

2) Porter is also one of the words for the term "Pulling a Porter". Pulling a Porter means one who leaves mid call and mid-game without saying anything.
Example #1
Michael: Hey Ryan you're pretty short ha ha
Ryan: I'm not Porter!

Example #2
Porter: Wanna Play a ga- *leaves mid sentence without saying anything*
Umeko: You there? Hello?
Ryan: LOL PORTER PULLED A PORTER AGAIN

Example #3
Ryan: Hey Porter You Wanna Play
Porter: yEa I WaNnA pLaY (the capitalization and non capitalization text shows how his voice is when its laggy)
Henry: LOL PORTER IS LAGGING
Umeko: HAHAH ITS A ROBOT
by MyLittleDinosaur January 9, 2019
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