A low unintelligent life form who uses Grammarly to spell hi he is the bro but is a bit of a saffa and cannot be trusted with ur mom anyhow he plays football is pretty tall and wears kyrie 2 but doesn't play basketball like what do u mean they are a basketball shoe like give em to me fam anyways porter is a mindless saffa
yo sup ma saffa brudda

yo is porter g
by GANGNIGA July 31, 2019
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The act in which you pull ur cock out of a chicks ass and you find that it has become a bloody shitsicle
Dude i just had the worst experience with a porter last night.
The porter i got from this chick smelled funny.
by Bloodstain August 23, 2005
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A very small town. Great people.. Mostly. But that's about it. There is nothing to do. There's a park. Woo fun.. And two convenience stores that close at like 10 o'clock. Not very convenient. Has a small school, with only like 600 kids Pre-K thru 12...

Other than that, pretty sweet little town, but every town has its secrets...
Porter, Oklahoma
by xxtoxicxxchickxx October 16, 2011
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This is a man who loves feet. Especially toes, foot fungus, and athlete's foot. He has a small pp but it is okay because he doesn't jerk off, he runs his feet.
Hey there is porter, hide your feet!
by Bigfacts1p1 December 18, 2019
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A very lonely and neglected child who remains neglected throughout their adult life. Usually bullied by others about it.
Jack: What's up with that kid over there?
Rob: He's a porter.
by VictorianKid64 September 22, 2011
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One who cleans or removes waste while being topless.
That porter who took my beer looked ripped.
by Albert G July 21, 2009
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