Porter is a term used to describe a person who is extremely into himself and his ego. A porter will often act this way due to a deep down insecurity with himself, and feels he must equal himself to others by only talking about himself. Most porters are retarded, but most of the time act very intellectual, even if what they are saying makes no sense whatsoever. A porter will most likely find one place in the world to make his name, then obsess over the place forever, and when leaving this place, will realize his flaws and immediately seek out a way to return. A porter will usually have others help him succeed, then brag about the accomplishments for the longest time. Most porters will become addicts of some sort (pain killers, cocaine, meth, etc.) in order to increase his social reputation. In most cases studied, a porter will one day realize he is very insignificant in the world and will ultimately fail in life. This day is known as "AP-Day" in a porter's life, which of course stands for "accepting pathetic-ness day". Many modern day porters have been known to use online social networks as a gateway to increase their ego by "news feed whoring", or involving himself in every post in his newsfeed, thinking he is friends with everyone. To be a porter is a sad, sad thing indeed.

A name given to the janitor. Porter Industries is the janitorial service in this area.

A clumsy fuckhead who always makes the most stupid mistakes. A real thicc child. Also a real cutie who gives mad head. A porter's clumsiness is enhanced when their first name is Matt.

A man with a substantial amount of bad luck, typically with money, women and the penile gene.

a guy that smokes a lot of weed and drinks a lot of mtn dew. he is always wearing something on his head. it's usually either a snap back or a beanie. he's sweet and has a crude sense of humor. he's also an emo kid at heart, and his room is filled with "scary" emo bands. he is the emo version of a Kyle.

A Newport cigarette.

An employee at a car dealership, usually relegated to the service department to wash cars or to the sales department to supervise the lot. Generally considered to be the lowliest position at an automotive dealership.