Jesus Porras is a man who is just the most goregous and friendliest person you'll meet in your life if you ever run into him make sure you talk to him he won't bite he may look intimidating at first but he is a complete sweetheart he is the most loving person. He is also up for any challenge you throw at him even if he knows it might be dangerous. He has a body that'll make you fall in love, the voice of an angel, a smile that'll light up the room, so funny that he'll make you have a six pack by the end of the class. He is very outgoing athletic responsible people person loving caring passionate about everything he is also a ladies man girls are always around him can't even keep there eyes off of him and can't stop thinking about him he even makes guys cum in there pants when they see him
by Ashley Nicole Alva November 7, 2011
Get the jesus porrasmug. Half-Porras use the Afrikaans word ‘poes’ a lot. They’re not afraid to use their fists. Their favourite drink is whiskey.
by Jacques1996 November 14, 2019
Get the Half-Porramug. A moment in which a person experiences extreme retardation and stupidity due to an inflated ego, an excess of free time, and incredibly high expectations of everyone and everything
P1) “She said she liked me and wanted to smash, but her eyebrows weren’t trimmed and she wasn’t blonde so I just walked away.”
P2) “Bro you just had a Porras Moment”
P2) “Bro you just had a Porras Moment”
by EzQuiplash May 16, 2021
Get the Porras Momentmug. by Wolfenstein744 February 2, 2006
Get the Porra boymug. Former bassist for Finnish power metal band Stratovarius from 2005-2008. Is known for never having played a single note on any Stratovarius release.
by Dwaggie! June 10, 2008
Get the Lauri Porramug. by sgun August 6, 2007
Get the detonar essa porramug.