poophemism

Asserting, in a euphemistic manner, that you are about to go and take a dump.

How one might implement a poophemism:

*Family at the table eating*

You: "Be right back, just going on a short logging expedition"

by LukeRam April 11, 2010

porchehulu

Porchehula.- pronounced {Por~Chuh~La} ;. Getting caught having sex in a outdoor place or public setting.

Example; Our neighbors viewed are porchehulu activities from beyond the fence. Or, we witnessed a porchehula in the back of a SUV & laughed.

by Reno/flex September 24, 2016

porbhub

You meant to type in pornhub on google but you made a typo and typed porbhub instead. You then saw the urban dictionary page which made you curious so you clicked on it. Now you are reading this.

porbhub.com

by Vhanyr January 25, 2014

Porch Builder

a large stem found in a bag of marijuana

This bag of weed sucks! It's all seeds and porch builders!

by spielhorst February 3, 2010

porch dick

An intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his/her porch

Jessie's husband in The Walking Dead is a porch dick to Rick

by Fluck Duck March 8, 2015

Junk on the back porch

a term used by unhip father-in-law when trying to use the phrase "Junk in the trunk".

That girl looks good in those jeans, she got "junk on the back porch".

by Btown Carter October 31, 2018

pornhub

A good alternative to youtube. High quality videos. I reccommend pornhub premium.

Pornhub has the best minecraft videos

by communismflavoredfidgetspinner May 20, 2017