Parktarded

adjective: A person who exhibits an inability to park correctly within a designated space. Exhibited by parking too close, double parking, crossing the lines, over the curb, or generally socially unacceptable parking behavior that impedes your fellow man's ability to park correctly or get in and out of their vehicle.

That F350 dually taking up four spaces is parktarded. Noun: see parktard

by trudaddy January 5, 2015

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porntard

Noun

1- A person, usually a woman, who mistakenly believes that looking or acting sleazy makes her more alluring and/or liberated.

2- A stupid person who believes pornographic films mirror reality.

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Porntarded - Adjective, the appearance of being a porntard.

1- Scarlett Johansen used to be hot, but then she became a porntard.

2- Paris Hilton is porntarded.

3-
Dude #1: Those three chicks are totally up for a foursome with me.
Dude #2: Dude, you're such a porntard.

4- "It's no wonder all her boyfriends are porntarded when she dresses like a porntard."

by Greggie Greg Greg December 14, 2006

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Porkward

An awkward way of saying awkward. It is made up if the word 'Pork' and 'Awkward . People are not quite sure where the word came from or when it was first used but it is thought that butchers used the term when they cut a piece of meat awkwardly.

Guy " I like someone who looks a lot like you"
Girl " Aww , me " ?

Guy " No , your sister"
Girl "....well, this is porkward "

by LordOfThePorkWard November 12, 2011

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