pornini

another more fashionable way of refering to porn

he watched good pornini last night

by You'll know who i am October 5, 2006

Porcicide

The systematic killing off of pigs in large numbers.

With no cases of swine flu reported in Egypt to date, officials from both the UN and the World Health Organization have condemned Egypt’s porcicide as a drastic overreaction

by Lynxx May 7, 2009

Porcine Alarm Clock

The smell of bacon frying in the morning that permeates throughout the home thus awakening anyone sleeping in. Whether they wake because they love bacon or are afraid they will miss breakfast.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep any longer, your porcine alarm clock told me I needed to grab some bacon before it was all gone"

And

"Are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?" "Hell yes, I got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge"

by TommyGunz519 September 11, 2011

porcivincuphobia

The fear of being hogg tied

I was only able to overcome my porcivincuphobia after working at a pig farm for 25 years.

by Hog Fearing Man March 14, 2011

Porcine Whore

A porcine whore is like a pig whore. Porcine means- Of or resembling swine or a pig. It's like calling someone a whore or a pig yet when used together it is more offensive.

Johnny went out bar hopping last night and woke up next to some porcine whore! He likes them big but damn, that chick was huge.

by Mysery's Bitch December 26, 2009

Porinita

She is youthful soul and have really attractive personality. She tend to be caring. She is hot, preety and young

Porinita looks so hot today

by Strawdeary November 24, 2021

porncini

1) Naturally occurring things that are deemed pornographic.
2) A mushroom uncannily shaped like a dick

"look at that ass-shaped mountain. It's like a butt"
"Look at these porncinis I've found"

by Mudane potion#069 September 12, 2022