Poppaglock

Pop a glock, or shoot a gun

If you don’t shut yo damn mouth I’m boutta poppaglock

by CranbrookElementary September 19, 2019

powfagged

tired, breathless or just plain worn out

i'm powfagged, i'm jiggered, i'm tired . . . line from a song by 5penny piece folk group

by Odiddymus May 14, 2009

Popeaganda

Doctrines and principles propagated by the Pope, the Catholic Church and other ecclesiastical leaders to promote its goals and ideals, many of which are harmful to the human race.

Examples of Popeaganda:

The Pope: It is a mortal sin to use artificial birth control. Children are a blessing from God.
Jim-Bob Duggar; I hear ya, bro! Git over here, Michelle!

Cardinal Red Hat: Condoms are laced with the HIV virus.
Abeeku Onyango: OK! I'll throw mine away!

Rev. Benedict Groeschel: It is often the youngsters who seduce the priests.

by Turandot29 May 8, 2013

poppage

The action of popping, generally used in a partying context; getting stupid, lit.

Hey dude, are you tryna pop tonight?

Yes, there's gonna be some major poppage this weekend.

by bustercherry84 February 15, 2018

Popaganda

The annoying pop-up adds all over the web trying to sell you junk you don't need.

"Man, I can't get anything done on the web today, just too much popaganda on my screen!"

by djivey October 6, 2011

Anal Poppage

The act of intercourse between two men in which one of the males fart making the other male's penis bust a nut in the man who farted.

Ah that was some good ass anal poppage

by I need 50 May 12, 2004

Popfarts

Used as a precursor to copulation, intercourse, fornication, procreation, or any form of sexy time bedroom activities between two willing lovers. Popfarts began in the civil war era as a way to treat pancreatitis, gout, and scrotum cancer--it is also cited as the initial cause of scurvy.

Popfarts is best utilized when a man loves a woman--although he doesn't have to love her, nor do the duo have to be hetero; in fact, homosexuality is encouraged when farting off said breakfast pastries. Not to be confused with the breakfast pasty. See also: salami nipples.

Popfarts begins when one participant acquires poptarts and places them directly covering the entrance to the rectum of the other participant. The initiator must then wait for the recipient to fart the poptart off of their backside for intercourse to continue. If said fartee should stain the poptart a particular shade of brown from excessive force, said fartee shall be banished from the particular sexual encounter, and must wait a full twenty-four hours before returning to Poundtown, USA.

(optional) If no stain should occur, the poptart may be consumed only after completion of both parties.

Dude me and Debra had the most amazing time last night. We engaged in popfarts and it made for a mighty hearty breakfast the next day.

by Statutory Crepe! April 1, 2017