pop bottle joe

The official mascot of Skidway Lake, Michigan. He searches for bottles day and night and seems to always have a beer in his hand.

I asked pop bottle joe to sing me a song and gave him a bottle in return.

by Nightmarebeforechristmas November 30, 2017

pop bottle glasses

A pair of glasses with lenses as thick as a pop bottle bottom. Without that pair of glasses on the person can only tell if it's night or day.

Dirty Dave is completely blind without his pop bottle glasses on.

by JoeyBomm March 7, 2021

pop bottle

A great girl. She's beautiful,sexy,amazing,kind, understandinh, outgoing, passionate, horny goat and you will never experience a dull moment with pop bottle... She's my wife and I bet she's reading this now😏😏😘

Pop bottle is my one and only

by Quantran May 23, 2018

pop one's champagne bottle

To ejaculate

It's easy to pop one's champagne bottle. Just do something that makes your dick happy.

He tried to pop his champagne bottle the moment midnight strikes, but he started to jack off too early and came at 11:58 pm.

by Anonymous $#!+ February 27, 2010