Pootis

Meaning 1 : "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Meaning 2 : A Phrase removed from TF2's Put Dispenser Here. Used by the Heavy Weapons Guy of TF2

Example 1 :Scout: Yo Heavy
Heavy: What?
Scout: Define "Pootis"
Heavy: "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Example 2: Heavy : Put Dis/penser here.

by SirKnowsALotDictionary September 16, 2015

Gay Poots

The aftermath of getting your booty-hole rammed so hard by another homosexual, it forces air so deep in your anal canal and comes out by way of forceful farts.

Bro, I got my fudge packed so deep last night that I woke up with a severe case of gay poots.

by CountShaftula June 26, 2020

pootis spencer

The phonetic spelling of the way the "Heavy" character from Team Fortress 2 requests a dispenser, (an in-game item built by the Engineer character that gives health and ammo to nearby players), saying "Put dispenser here" though his accent makes it sound rather difficult

Heavy: "Pootis Spencer Here!"

by BrokenParticles July 25, 2017

POSOTUS

What you call when a person who bragged about sexual assault who loses the popular vote but still becomes president.

"I can't believe he said grab them by the pussy!"
"I know, he's the POSOTUS"

by Rumph8r January 22, 2017

Pootis

Pootis or noun~ phu-tos
It is the meaning of life.
*cry everytime*

I love pootis. Its the meaning of life.

by I AM NOT DEADPOOL July 31, 2017

The Pootsa

N. Literally means "The Stink" in Italian. A Pootsa is a comical, most often harmless mishap/misfortune, extremely hilarious in nature from an outsider's perspective. To be Pootsad is a fate commonly suffered by Grace in almost all outing instances

Getting rorted in Thailand by the same taxi driver.......twice= The Pootsa
Then offering him bananas as a peace making gesture=The Pootsa

by The Maggots March 19, 2010

Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.

I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.

by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009