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Pootronium

Lethal man-made compound utilized for boosting the yield of an SBD, thereby elevating said SBD to Pootron Bomb level.

Pootronium can be created by ingesting several known combinations of legumes, cruciferous vegetables, and cough medicine.

It is theorized that Thai food, Hefeweizen, eggs, oats, and fresh basil can also be utilized to enhance lethality and boost yield potential.
Lawrence: <yawns> "What are you having for breakfast Eugene?"

Eugene: <sneezes> "Oh, I thought a nice heaping bowl of Cracklin Oat Bran and some left over steamed broccoli would help my immune system fight off this cold. The NyQuil I took won't be enough."

Lawrence: <face turns sheet white> "Sweet jumpin' Jesus Eugene! Good thing I'm working this morning. You're brewin' a steaming batch of pootronium."
by SwordofDamocles November 27, 2010
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Pogtonium

Pogtonium is a chemical reaction discovered by rossboomsock

it's due to the amount of poggerness when someone is pogging
not enough pogtonium for me to be impressed
by iMOKA July 7, 2020
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plutonium

Super radioactive metal that turns green in the dark. Used in the Fat Man bomb, only 10kg is needed to reach critical mass (self-sustaining reaction.) If exposed to humid conditions, it can spontaneously combust.
Torch: You have a package...Plutonium!?
Slash: Yep, I was bored.
Torch: Wha...omfg...
Slash: It says the guy who discovered it kept it in a matchbox inside his desk. Weird.
by The Mr Needles Experience October 4, 2006
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Pogtonium

pogtonium is a chemical reaction due to high level of the poggerness

. the pogtonium is created and discovered by rossboomsock
oh he's poggin' i can sense the pogtonium
by iMOKA July 7, 2020
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plutonium

The spiciest herb in the world, used by most Asian and Arab resteraunts to add flavor to their foods.

In 1958, however, the United States banned the use of plutonium in food, resulting in many plutonium spice companies either going bankrupt or moving out of the country.
Johnny: Dude! I just got some plutonium!

Dan: Are you shitting me!?

Johnny: I shit you not! I'm gonna make some General Taos Chicken with it!

Dan: That shit's gonna be awesomely spicy!
by The Keasbey Knight April 26, 2008
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plotonium

Element

Atomic weight: Variable

Properties: entirely dependent on the story requirements of whichever science illiterate hack has been commissioned to write this week's episode of your favourite science fiction show.

Related to Unobtanium. The principle difference being that Unobtanium is usually the maguffin that drives the plot whilst Plotonium resolves the corner the writer wrote themselves into.
Dilithium is the magical material that drives warp drives in Star Trek and, despite the series having strong science advisors on hand, writers still tested in-story credibility to breaking point.

"The Plotonium fuel rods have overheated and disrupted the flow of Unobtanium to the Maguffin drive....we're all doomed!"
by Apocrypha September 29, 2013
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Ponomonium

An act or statement that severely or drastically changes the state of ones being, such as attitude, mood, outlook on life, or self-esteem. Can be positive or negative, but must be rated as "hilarious" to be a true ponomonium.
If I told BabaGanoush that he had floppy ears and my statement made him want to kill himself, but everyone laughed at it, it would be a ponomonium. Use stricter judgement to rate hilariousness of statement.
by Tyler Wright August 15, 2008
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