Pooser

used on old beat up lifted trucks by saying its a P.O.S. and its a poser.

"dude your trucks to small and beat up to have a lift, it's such a pooser."

by Stacey!!!! May 31, 2009

pooser

a very sexy and adorable dog that has white fur and looks cute when he sleeps.

i want to have sexual intercourse with pooser.

by gayboi123 July 15, 2010

Pooser

An insult relating to an individual's Pooserness. It also relates to their lack of moral compass, stupidity, and smell. Being a pooser means being a loser,.

Nick and Eli are absolute poosers. They are looser poosers who also eat feet.

by Heffertoinedertoff October 3, 2022

looser pooser

to be more than a loser

estuped esmeralda rivera you are such a looser pooser to be even reading this sentence.

by kwazy kewl keekers May 11, 2009

floppsy pooser

Can be used to define many things. Can be used to describe anything from what you did last night or what kind of boss you have. If it's doing something it would become floppsy poosing.

hey what's up with that guy? he looks like a huge floppsy pooser.

Hey so I heard you were floppsy poosing last night?

Schnitelgruber floppsy pooser.

by Will Worthing December 4, 2007

poobert

poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.

person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS

by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018

phantom pooper

A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:

1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.

Also see Poop Phantom

1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "

2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.

3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"

4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007