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poopulate

The act of dropping a deuce so large that it fills the entire bowl.
Man, I just poopulated that toilet something fierce, really, it was so big I thought I might name it for future reference.
by Petrodono November 14, 2005
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Poopterbate

When you tell everyone around you that you are going to the bathroom to poop, when all you really wanted was an excuse to beat off.
Jack - "BRB guys, I gotta take a dump"
Jill - "Whatever, he's just gonna Poopterbate"
by Michael Thayer January 5, 2008
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Poopturbation

1. The act of yo-yoing a turd in and out your kiester.

2. A person that simply cannot pass a turd in the street without molesting it. (“Fecalfelliac” or “poop loopy”)
1. The exercises really paid off, I can do a half hour long session of poopturbation, and as of last week, I no longer have to use my hands. But I still do.

2. “You wouldn’t believe what I almost stepped in, and ended up making love to.”
by Swamy swimwamlitts June 21, 2019
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Pornurbate

To Masturbate over a Good Selection of HD internet porn
To Pornurbate masturbate - toss off wank choke the chicken over HD porn grott
by Pornurbate king October 21, 2012
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posturbate

When you have a load so majestic that you must upload a picture of it to Facebook, Twitter, or Intagram.
You: Hey man, did you see me posturbate last night?
Friend: Yeah, I'm unfollowing you on Instagram.
by jigganut January 2, 2015
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pooperbate

While taking a shit, you look at porn on your ipod touch or iphone and jerk off
I went to pooperbate because i had to take a massive shit.
by jamal 123 February 24, 2009
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Pooturbate

I was having a bad day, so I went to the washroom to pooturbate.
by Pooturbate October 9, 2019
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