Potimistic

Potimism is a mental attitude reflecting a belief or hope that, after you hit the blunt, the outcome of some specific endeavor, or outcomes in general, will be positive, favorable, and desirable

ex1:
dude1: *hits the blunt* If people with one arm go get their nails done, do they pay half price?
dude2: dude you are being potimistic

ex2:
"the potimistic mood of the Sixties"

by DarkN3sty January 30, 2019

poopmist

the mist appearing around poop left there for 2 weeks in the toilet

slang: an uneducated person

"man, flush it - it's getting poopmist!!"

"Jad is being such a poopmist!"

by ValKilmer March 29, 2009

poopitmaster

A proficient profferer of poopage.

Our baby is quite a poopitmaster, constantly refining his technique!

by Poopitmonster March 6, 2008

pesoptimist

Someone who wishes to cleanse the world...and be cheerful about it.

"The Pope says that we should create a disease to make 99.9% of the population die while laughing. She's a Pesoptimist."

by Lexi77 August 30, 2007

Poptimist

A person who is half optimist and half pessimist.

Poptimist: It's a rainy day.. I hate rain.. But I like the fresh smell of the ground!

by Imapoptimist November 14, 2011

poptimistic

Cheerfully confident dat a saucepan of "'splodin' cereal" will satisfactorily "do its thing".

One should not be overly poptimistic if da grain you're heating up with oil is either too old, or it's gotten really wet prior to being broiled.

by QuacksO November 20, 2023

Pooptimism

That feeling of hope when you wake up ready to take a poop

Danny is a pooptimist. He plans early morning workouts with the he confidence he’ll be able to take a dump before heading out.

Every pooptimist household should keep a few enema kits in storage.

When Julia eats dairy, all pooptimism is lost.

by CoffeeEnema December 21, 2024