Poopism

Poopism is the rare occasion of when a person turns into a turd. This usually happens either right after or in the midst of defecation. A person can turn back into a person after the event is done. The person may be a little cramped from crouching into a turd, but they'll be fine.

Vanessa: What the fuck happened to you?
Courtney: I went through poopism, duh.
Vanessa: Oh, me too, I was a corn shit.

Courtney: I was a green turd.

poop change transform turd shit

by POOP FREAK May 12, 2014

Poopis

A derogatory term used to describe someone that's done something stupid. Derived from the word "poop".

Origin: Greek (poopda)

She changed the channel during the football game. She's such a poopis.

Just watched Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader, the contestant was such a poopis.

Person 1: Hey remeber that Spongebob episode with that song?

Person 2: I don't watch Spongebob anymore you Poopis

by Grandy September 19, 2009

poopnose

an insult used in family guy buy chris's bully against peter

You're a fat numbnuts.

Kyle, i said SHUT UP!

You're a poopnose!

(Beating ensues)

by larsonator December 24, 2008

Poonis

Penis
In poo
Call it a poonis

Carl got a poonis last night

by Bobthediscoverer December 5, 2019

poopnscoot

To use the shitter of a restaurant, gas station, or store with the intent of only using the bathroom and not buying anything or letting anyone know you will be using the bathroom and only the bathroom.

I hate to poopnscoot, but i really gotta shit, and that gas station is the closest thing.

by DJ purplesaurus rex May 4, 2009

poopish

adj. one that feels bad; a term to describe something that isn't very good. Commonly used sarcastically.

This St. Nick's Shastas is pretty poopish.

You work today? That's pretty poopish.

by Jodans February 5, 2008

Poonis

Since you pee out of your penis, if you pooped out of it instead, it would be called a poonis

Guy #1: I think I just pooped from my penis

Guy #2: So it's called a poonis now

by Pean nut sack January 26, 2022