PoopSnake

A creature first found in Alaska. It is a cryptid that is known to crawl up the anus of innocent victims who go into stationary outhouses of the United States wilderness, more specifically the tongas national forest. It was previously know as a mythological creature to scare children from staying in the outhouse too long until the poopsnake incidents of 1998. Since then, there has been many encounters with young people involving a poop snake. While it is not deadly, it crawls into your ass and creates a tape worm.

Chad: watch out for the poopsnake in the outhouse
Frank: yeah I head this one was particularly notorious for the fecal reptiles
Kevin: I need to take a shit, I don’t give a shit about the warnings I’d rather shit in an outhouse.

*kevin* gets invaded by a poopsnake*
Kevin says: “this is worse than that sim ester I spent in catholic school”

by John Baptiste la trace May 17, 2022

pooflakes

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney

" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "

by Sam and cod November 6, 2008

Poopface Magee

When Someone is acting like such a poopface, just calling them a poopface will not suffice

When my best friend decided to screw my girlfriend he became the worst Poopface Magee ever

by Bladed Goat May 18, 2007

poopface

(n.)A term of endearment used between two people who are so enamored with one another that they do not care that the other one is stinky. Used in the place of baby, schnookums, and pooky.

1. Hey poopface, you wanna come help me with this crossword puzzle?

by Laurra May 16, 2005

Poopsnake

When you perform anal sex on a woman (or man I guess) and you let your cock sit there in her ass for a few minutes. After you think enough she is relaxed you pull out real quick releasing the poopsnake, thus embarrasing the stupid ho.

I gave Laura the poop snake last night, she crapped all over herself.

by Spider Man January 5, 2004

Poopshake

A dance resemblng the motion used to remove the last little nugget while pooping.

"Everybody do the poopshake!"

by theloneas August 29, 2006

pornflakes

porn you watch 1st thing when you wake up. The breakfest of porn.

when i wake up i like to get my pornflakes on.

by chrispyq March 8, 2013